MAX
Do you have an oddly specific or ironic superpower? Are you sidekicking for a superhero who takes all the credit and forgets your name? Are you sick of no one knowing what your face looks like behind your mask? Well, I can relate. Come to Second Fiddles, a support group for sidekicks like us. We’re also LGBTQ friendly.

REN
What does the Q stand for, again?

MAX
Quiet! I’m recording something!

SOPHIA
Max, are you creating an advertisement to increase awareness of our support group?

MAX
Well, I’m trying to.

REN
Should you really be calling it a support group? I don’t feel very supported lately.

SOPHIA
If you do not feel adequately supported, perhaps I can assist you in measuring your bra size. Surprisingly, many women do not wear the correct size.

REN
That’s not what I meant, but that would actually be really nice! Thanks! They grew a little this year.

MAX
Oh my god, just stop talking for like 2 minutes. I’m almost done. Ugh! I forgot what I was gonna say next!

SOPHIA
Perhaps you could say something such as, “Listen to Second Fiddles wherever you enjoy podcasts!”

MAX
What the BLEEP are you talking about?

SOPHIA
I am breaking the fourth wall. It is fun!

MAX
Nevermind, I’ll try this again some other time.

REN
See what I mean? Not very supportive.

MAX
I don’t even know why I bother.

SOPHIA
All 13 season one episodes are now available! Enjoy!